It's time for something different. A change. The video game console formally known as "The Inquisition" will henceforth be introduced to the world as "The Nintendo Nii".
"We felt that the "Inquisition" would sound too threatening to non-gamers" said a Nintendo spokesperson. "The Nii breaks down that barrier. Short. Simple. Memorable. Plus, I mean, everyone was expecting the Inquisition."
- The Nii's unique remote control gamepad allows for freedom of movement and gameplay. Now you can change channels without getting up.
- Dynamic new advances in technology promise to let you play as this antler-man.
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